Saturday, February 21, 2009

Sex Questions Answered

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Ha-Ha, oh yes and each knows it, shyness get's one no where.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon, or night?
Morning is great, but a good shag any time is welcome.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Closest to the door, I am a mom. So the left.

4. Do you masturbate?
Of course a lot, and with plenty of orgasms thrown in.

5. How often?
See above.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Honestly, yes, but it's not what your thinking.

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
A really steamy hot shower.

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Um yup, all kinds of sex too, I'm a dirty girl.

9. Do you watch/read pornography?
I watch porn, but don't read it. My partners both watch it and read it.

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Depends on my relationship with them.

11. Would you choose love or money?
Money, I have a child to raise and bills to pay, look after one's self and the love will follow.

12. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Domination, forced multiple orgasms and creating endorphins/adrenaline.

13. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Many have tried, but my boundaries & personal negotiation skills kick ass.

14. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Romantic sex, not so much. Hot sex, wherever we are when we connect really well.

15. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Tied to a tree in the middle of the woods.

16. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Sadly, it has happened. I offered counseling, money or a shopping trip to wipe the memory clean.

17. Have you ever been to a strip club?
I've seen many men & women take off their clothes professionally. Most were good at it.

18. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Never, so not my style.

19. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
See above.

20. Ever been picked up in a bar?
There are usually a few people trying to get my attention.

21. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Just last night as a matter of fact and for let's say the billionth time.

22. What's your sexuality?
Queer.

21. Had sex in a movie theater?
Don't scare the villagers, I live by this mantra.

22. Had sex in a bathroom?
Public ones a few times a couple of friends ones, and my own. Broke a toilet once too. He He.

23. Have you ever had sex at work?
Seriously at The Lounge I do what I want, so yeah, I get it on at work.

24. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
I have keys to a couple of them, and spend loads of time in them.

25. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes, but never full price.

26. Do you own any sex toys?
Hundreds and hundreds, the collection is varied and vast. Yummy.

27. If yes, what are they?
Let's just say there are so many that they are stored broken down into categories.

28. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
I have friends all over the adult industry, so yeah, photos of me exist.

29. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Once, and I sure upset myself over it, not the other person.

30. Have you ever had phone sex?
Many moons ago - I loath talking on the phone.

31. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Nope, so not my thing.

32. What's your favorite sexual position?
Take me from behind.

33. What's your favorite sex act?
The one where I get what I want.

34. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
What are friends for!