Friday, January 21, 2011

Role Reversal

Sitting in our hotel room in Seattle, we are all unpacked and about to head out for some shopping goodness. Jason has big plans of a couple of Nordstroms and specialty stores today -- I get to play a unique role.

I'll be playing "wife". Sitting outside of the change room in a chair, with the baby, waiting for my man to finish trying on copious amounts of well made clothing.

Monday, January 17, 2011

Special Treatment

There is nothing worse, than someone in email begging. Or grovelling. Especially for something to do with sex.

There is a man that has been continously emailing me as of late. He wants to become a Lounge member, but does not want to go the usual route.

You see, this man has written me because he believes he possesses special skills and because of this, he wants special treatment.

This man makes the assumption that telling me that he is hot and open minded will get him into the Lounge without needing to do the mandatory orientation class that our other 1011 members have had to complete.

I don't care who you are.
I don't care what your erotic skill set is.
I don't care who you know.
I don't care how well you can use your tool.
I don't care that you think you are a fantastic lover.
I don't care how much experience you have.
I don't care if you are a switch hitter.
I don't care how much money or education you have.

None of it matters. Nothing personal about you will change the process that is necessary for you to become a member of my corner of the world.

What matters to me...

1. Are you 19 years +
2. Do you have government issued current photo ID
3. That you book and arrive on time to orientation
4. That you listen to our Rules and Policies
5. That you follow along
6. That you don't try and be a special snowflake
7. That you have a firm grasp of where you are

Membership to Libido Lounge happens only one way. The right way.