90 cents short of a dollar

This email really grated me the wrong way. Can you see why? I left his sentence structure as is. It's already been a long day, this was just the icing on the cake.

Hello Jennifer

Can you tell me where and when the naughty parties are happening and if they ever need and volunteers for the womens class for blow jobs and hand jobs I would be happy to help out has a practice subject any info for singles would be appreciated.

Roy

eating smurfs

Love is your partner bringing you home eight of your favourite frozen ice novelties because you feel crappy.

Last night I ate a Smurf. Or rather, I looked as though I had just consumed one whole little blue person. When I woke up this morning, the drool on the side of my face had dried blue. Very funny.

I had been sitting on the sofa in the bedroom eating a FireCracker to soothe my sore throat, when RC showed up between my legs to soothe my pussy. He proceeded to lick my coochie with the same enthusiasm that I had towards my frozen treat.

It was yummy, both the pussy licking and the FireCracker . I finished the FireCracker first and came second, my throat relieved of some of its tickle and my coochie had a happy explosion.

In the morning we leave for Seattle as I'm teaching three classes this weekend at The Wet Spot, attending the pan party, getting some cuddle time in with Bella then doing Private Coaching work. We'll be back by Sunday evening and I will be exhausted.

Though still very sick, I am very happy with my life.

FYI - today we moved. We now live together.

Wheeeze...

When the clinic opened this morning, RC had me in the waiting room, drinking juice and awaiting answers. I have bronchitis, says my Doctor. And asthma.

I've been put on a powerful antibiotic and given two different types of Ventolin puffers to keep my airways open. It's a scary feeling not being able to draw a breath or catch my breath, suddenly.

I'm glad to have a diagnosis, though now I just want to be cured.

RC is pleased at my being sick, in an odd sick twisted sort of way. He's a medical professional, and having "his very own patient at home" is something that makes him happy. The stethoscope is next to the bed and it has nothing to do with us playing doctor and everything to do with him caring for me, which is what he does best.

Try the Wildest Adventure

I read my friends blog with some regularity. Enjoying it even more so, since I know the author. When I saw him post this the other day I decided to follow suit, answering and doing the same, save for tagging others to play along.

1. Each player starts with eight random SEXUAL facts/habits about themselves.
   

Here's my list.

1. My first time was in the woods next to my High School. Grade 8 - age 12
   
2. I can orgasm from having my nipples, sucked and bitten, well.
   
3. The smell of pussy, makes me smile every time.
   
4. My first orgasm was at age 24 riding my partners chin, using the wall to support me all the while with his encouragement.
   
5. The crack of whip, a single tail against my skin makes me tremble with fear & lust. yummy!
   
6. Watching people masturbate turns me on.
   
7. Every day I shave my vulva and butt with a razor. Smooth is nice.
   
8. Butt Sex aka Anal Sex is a favourite on mine, I find bouncing up and down with a cock in my bum to be very rewarding sex play.
9. When I am under a lot of stress I turn to solo play as my reducer of tension.
10. Having my eye lids kisses is dreamy.
    

gratitude

We had the most amazing group today for our work-party at Libido Lounge. Nine people gathered for 3 and 1/2 hours with an abundance of energy and enthusiasm. Everyone brought tools and set out to complete all that was on the To-Do List for the day.



They moved mountains (ok not actually mountains, but walls, they moved walls) for me and with smiles at every step of the process. Watching Libido Lounge be transformed so fast by my friends was so rewarding.




What a great day I had. The love and support is HUGE, thank You to all who volunteered.