Friday, May 01, 2009

Taking off

We are leaving town.

Taking a quick trip.

Doing something unique and once in a life time.

See you all later.

Home late on Sunday.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

The Big Move

Packing scares me. The thought of having to sort through the last five years of our lives and organize items is daunting.

Our possessions will land in one of three categories: donations, garbage and packable.

The task is going to take some serious coordination, a mountain of boxes, strong will, and more time than I even want to think about.

I think inviting friends over for beer, scotch and pizza is the only way that it will all get completed in a timely manner without driving me off the deep end with responsibilities and woes.

So here is what I need:

  1. friends to help me with packing boxes
  2. boxes, lots and lots of boxes
  3. packing tape
  4. tissue, bubble wrap, & pallet wrap
Can you be of assistance with any of the above?

If so drop me a private email and let me know. Then I'll tell you when we are planning (hoping) on packing and we can coordinate availability.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Sore Breasts

We went to a big box store earlier this evening in search of soda pop for The Lounge. We bought an entire cart full of cases.

While heading towards the till something large caught my eye. It was so soft looking and just what I had been recently complaining about being in need of. There it was perched on a shelf waiting for me to buy it.

I grabbed the massive body pillow and pulled it into my tight embrace, right there on the spot. Then lifting one leg, I wrapped myself around it to check on it's firmness and suitability.

Right then two women came down the aisle and witnessed what I am sure looked like me dry humping a big beige body pillow.

They laughed and told me to buy it and take it home. I said I would, because I am pregnant and in need of something soft and squishy to sleep on as my breasts are killing me.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Dirty, filthy sex

Source: Saanich, BC newspaper

A Saanich police officer got an unexpected eyeful when he found a couple having sex in a dumpster early Friday morning.

The call to police had simply reported people walking suspiciously behind a business near the corner of Quadra Street and McKenzie Avenue around 1:45 a.m.

"When the officer was out of his car having a look around, checking doors he could hear noises coming from the dumpster," said Sgt. John Price.

The officer called out and got no response, so he pulled out his flashlight and took a look inside.

"He peeked over the edge and in the bottom of the dumpster, a man and a woman (were) full-on nude, intertwined, oblivious to his presence," Price said, confirming the pair were in the act.

The couple complied when ordered to put on their clothes and get out of the dumpster. A 26-year-old man was taken into custody by Oak Bay Police on an unrelated outstanding warrant. A 30-year-old woman was simply told to go home.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Wrong way

Half way through the day I was bothered by the fact that my panties had been giving me a hard time since the morning. I kept getting a forward wedgie. Not a pleasant experience and talk about uncomfortable.

After discreetly attempting to pull the slip of material from my girl bits one to many times I made my way to the bathroom to investigate.

It appears I was wearing my thong side ways.