Thursday, October 28, 2010

Today I Reflect

Thirty eight years ago today I entered this world, bloody and screaming.

All these years later and I am still making a mess and kicking up a storm.

Happy Birthday to me.

And to all of you who are joining in on my birthday celebration later this evening, I'll see you soon.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Man on Man Vancouver

Last night something happened. Something big. No, I mean BIG.

And oddly enough, I played no part in the scenario I am about to describe.

A woman (not me), convinced three of the men that were at Jack & Jill that the women would find it super sexy to see them jack one another off and suck some dick.

And sure as shit. You guessed it. They did it.

My clit was twitching, my smile was beaming, my eyes glazed over and likely a little spit escaped the corners of my mouth as it hung gaping open in wonder.

What a sight to behold. Three. 3. Trois. Three men got it on and it was so nice to lay back and masturbate while watching live multi man porn.

Fuck if that did not make my day.

Monday, October 25, 2010

Kleenex Tissue

The plague has non consensually entered our household and I have been hit, hard. Its like there is concrete block in the middle of the chest, my eyes are burning and my me entire body is so weary.

I lack the ability to take medication well as a patient because swallowing pills is very difficult for me. But, I am so unwell right now, that I have forgotten my pill phobia and I am downing day and night time cold medication.

This illness feels as though it's going to settle in for awhile. It would be so wonderful if by Thursday, my birthday, I was feeling better.

Keep your fingers crossed!