Friday, April 30, 2010

Dick Size

Sometimes I have to laugh at how absurd life is. This was a posting on Craigs List, and it ended up in the Best Of section.

What's most amusing about this is these two guys reaction to the mere notion of one another girlfriends seeing their junk. Further, who really cares who has a larger penis? Why, I mean really, why do they care?

Have they not heard the old saying "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean"?

Penis Measuring

A friend of mine and I have been having a long-standing argument about whose penis is larger. We've tried having our girlfriends confirm to the other the exact size, but neither one of us buy it. I don't want to see his penis and he doesn't want to see mine. I don't want my girlfriend looking at his penis and he doesn't was his looking at mine.

So... We just need a girl to look at both of our penises (individually) and then to both of our faces say which one is bigger. We can't pay much. $50.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

All Things Sex [5]

Fuck the Catholic Church and their self serving agenda. I am so bloody tired of their propaganda, blaming, lies and bigotry. They, as an institution should be condemned and held responsible for all the damage they have done to society as a whole.

I was contacted a couple of months back by a woman named Natasha and asked to teach a series of classes at her Adult Consumer Trade Show in Kelowna. She was unable to sign my contract though and never did send me the deposit check and now I know why. Read this article in today's Kelowna newspaper. I have many friends who are adult vendors who she scammed out of money. The lawsuit begins and I am just thankful that I wasn't dragged in to this mess. My policy for signed contracts and a 50% deposit of my fee sure has served me well in this case.

Next month I am Europe for a few weeks. Can you recommend any amazing sex stores or facilities I should be visiting in Paris, London or Berlin? I'll have time on my hands and checking out local sex culture is something I am very eager to do.

A teacher (who happens to be a lesbian) has been told to work from home here in British Columbia. Let's see what our Provincial laws have to offer this woman in terms of protection from such discrimination. CBC wrote an article on the offending school Little Flower which claim they have parents worried she could "lead students into homosexuality".

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Jack & Jill Memories

No two Jack & Jills are ever even remotely the same and last nights was no exception. Ten men and nine women took part, plus Jason and I.

There was plenty going-on, oh my. Three queen sized beds pushed together to make a group play space is where most of the action centered. Some others sat on the sofas or on chairs while voyeuring and solo playing.

Upon the beds laid out in quite a stunning spectacle was six women. Each of them started with a sex toy in their hands and quickly had said items between their thighs and nestled deep inside.

Three different couples were playing on the gyno table, the padded bondage cage and under the pagoda too.

There was jacking and there was jilling.

There was girl on girl all over the place, one huge girlpuddle even.

Some woman came on a mans head while standing over his flat out body on a bed.

Jason and I had monkey sex for an appreciative audience.

Another couple was busy having reverse cowgirl sex and she worked him over so sweet, I watched transfixed for awhile.

I fisted a woman for her first time --- lucky me and oh so lucky her. Here breasts were so soft in my mouth.

Women were laughing and popping off orgasms. There were four Hitatchi's in use. Lubricant was everywhere.

The moans were lovely and the cum divine.

I watched a lovely couple 69.

And I witnessed explosions from many many men.

Women were giddy with lust and one another.

Many of the attendees had never met one another before.

It was a most enjoyable way to spend an evening amongst new friends.

Monday, April 26, 2010

In the LeaderPost

Back home in beautiful British Columbia means that I survived yet another tour with Taboo.

I awoke in my own bed this morning and found this newspaper article highlighting me.

Today is all about the baby and me. We are playing games, cuddling up and spending time together.

Tonight is Jack & Jill.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Last day in Regina

Last day of Taboo. Thank God. I am so tired.

Tonight after today's final two classes, I fly home. My flight gets in at 11PM so the day is going to be a long one.

My feet hurt, despite changing out of my four inch heels right after each class and putting my flats right back on.

My voice is cracking even though I have a head set and a sound system.

I managed to get myself hired by three different Regina businesses and will be returning in just a few weeks to teach again and will continue to do so for the rest of the year.

I've made new friends here and we already have plans on networking in many fabulous ways.

Time to head back to the show, then flying back to Abbotsford. I love my job immensely and miss my family and home horribly.