Saturday, September 23, 2006

toy acquisition

You can imagine my delight when Jenn handed me these recent additions to my teaching / toy collections. She's the owner of Tickled Pink Toys and I get a good number of my sex toys from her and was overjoyed to acquire these new items to aid in my pursuits.

An inflatable vibrating multi speed butt plug (The Deluxe Wonder Plug) and another Cock Ring this one though in latex and with an adjustable loop for varying levels of intensity.

Thanks so much Jenn and Tickled Pink for the fabulous new toys.

Friday, September 22, 2006

gas, cocks & mothers

On my way home from my Cock Sucking class last night I stopped and purchased gas for my car at the astonishing price of 90.5 cents. Yippee!

Driving home from class last night I also realized that I'd left a pillow case full of dildoes on the counter of Little Sisters. Darn, now I have to drive back down town to pick them up. What's a girl to do, I can't go with out all my cocks!

This morning is a drive to Horseshoe Bay to pick up my mom from the ferry terminal, we're spending the day together having lunch and doing some shopping in North Vancouver. My daughter has a Pro D day today and is excited about a day with her mom and her grandmother.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Cock Sucking Class Tonight

This evening I'm teaching my infamous Cock Sucking class at Little Sisters Book Store in downtown Vancouver. Due to popular demand this class is open to men, women, couples & singles.

September 21 Thursday
7:00 - 8:30
Cock Sucking; the Hand Job, Blow Job class
1238 Davie Street
604 669 1753
$15 both in advance tickets or pay at the door

Cock Sucking; the Hand Job, Blow Job class

This workshop will explore, explain and provide expert advise on cock sucking, hand jobs, the gag reflex, anatomy, hygiene, stroking techniques and much more. For the novice or the fellatio aficionado.

There is no real cock sucking done in class however there are demos and opportunities for practice provided.

Bonus: your ticket to the workshop is also good for 20% off merchandise

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

women in bed together

In honor of this evenings class, I unveil this photo.

Jim took the photo of Allena and I awhile ago and it's one of my favorites of us.

Tonight, Wednesday, I'm teaching my Bi Curious class. Bi Curious? Where to Start for Girls Who Want To Date Girls.

Come out and join me if your interested in learning more about exploring where to start when it comes to flirting with, meeting, asking out, dating, sex play and relationships and of course all for women about being with women.

I'm a bisexual woman and have been for many many years. Let me share with you what I know so that you can make the transition to meeting women smoothly and with ease.

September 20 Wednesday
7:00 - 9:30pm
Bi Curious? Where To Start For Girls Who Want To Date Girls
presented by Jennifer
4687 Kingsway Street Burnaby
The Love Nest (directly across from Metrotown)
$25 pay at door, cash only

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

life goes full circle

This afternoon as I walked out of the orthodontist office with my daughter holding my hand, I had the strangest feeling of deja vu.

Years back at almost the same age, my mother had taken me for braces and in the 80's that was something quite unique still. I know we didn't hold hands and I do remember there being tears involved in the getting on of the braces. It hurt damn it.

Today as I looked at my daughter grinning her new shiny metal smile grin, it made me happy to see that braces had come so far. She had shed no tears, nothing hurt and everyone there was interested in her comfort. How civilized.

I had tan colored head gear, retainers then braces that filled my mouth with metal and it was what it was back then, no options in coloring, size, nothing.

The orthodontist now of course let's the individual choose their own color preferences for the elastics around each bracket with a color palette of about 24 options. Brackets coming in 3 different colors as well.

In a reflection of her own individuality, she selected red for the top and orange for the bottom. What a combo. When I asked her why those colors? Her reply. They're Fall colors mom. I've already been warned that for Halloween and her appointment the week before she's already decided she wants black and orange.

For as many thousands of dollars as this praised children's & youth's orthodontics specialist is making off of my child, I guess it's kind of nice of her to offer color choices for elastics.

My mom got me my smile and I've now done my part to ensure my daughter gets hers.

Monday, September 18, 2006

Sex Toy or Baby Toy?

From my good friend Keith!

Close-up photos of toys, and you guess if
each was (originally) designed as a sex toy or baby toy.

***The Quiz***

I scored: 12 out of 15

Excellent! I am a sex toy genius.
(or so it says, it helps that I own over half of the items pictured.)

Sunday, September 17, 2006

last nights date

Jim & I slept in, waking & rolling out of bed just after 11:00 this morning. We'd been out the night before to dinner together, my man arriving at my door with a vase full of bright flowers for me, his girl and wearing the seductive smile of a partner filled with want.

After a leisurely dinner at one of our favorite places to eat we went to a play party and had some much needed fun. Jim tying me up securely in rope and then inverting me from my hips and attaching each arm to a length of bamboo and hoisting me into the air and off of the suspension frame.

He swung me gently for awhile, laying underneath me on the floor on his back, kissing me tenderly as I flew by unable to do anything but what he made me. Later with force he swung me to and fro leaving me to breath through my nostrils only so as to avoid vomiting. More tender kisses, a shift of position with removal of the bamboo pool and inverting me now from my spread thighs and then he played mean.

Pulled out a single tail and was throwing it at me and hitting me in horridly painful areas. Like my calf, shins and toes! Damn it! My masochism has been needing nurturing as of late and both it and I rejoiced in the attention.

Catching up with few people only, together we spent the better part of our date night just concentrated on one another. Of course there were certain friends with whom we had to say a special hello but our energy and focus was on each other.

Leaving at an early hour we headed home, for sex & cuddling. An excellent end to date night.