Giving An Expert Hand Job
It's not what you think this about. I'm certain.
Stand at a utility sink with a paint roller in one hand as it rests on the floor of the sink.
Turn on the water and leave it running.
With one hand, firmly grasp the roller while holding it vertically.
With your free hand, wrap your palm around it and squeeze it from top to bottom in long, slow, smooth strokes.
Gently shake the whole package now and again to stimulate the removal of the extra paint.
After repeating the squeezing and pull gesture many times, with warm water running over the roller, a sudden burst will gush out the end.
Stroke fast now, until not one drop of paint is left inside.
You are not finished yet.
Hold up the roller and rinse it off, otherwise when you next use it, you will find yourself with a sticky mess to contend with.
Jennifer ... Vancouver's Sex Educator, Sexuality Coach and Activist. The content of this blog is not suited for those under the age of 18. What you'll find here is a written account of my personal journey in sex positive culture both personally and professionally.
