what's in a name?

I've been asked to evaluate Ginger to see if she can really find and stimulate my g-spot with her 10 multi function controls & flexibility.

Then I'm to check on Laylani's speed, smoothness, supposed silkiness and her notorious double jacked 4 speed controls.

Finally if there is anything left of me, I'm to give Betty Jo a run for her money and review her ability to be waterproof, powerful, mid sized and silicone with a bonus rabbit.

Can you believe I call this work?