Sunday, January 07, 2007

broken penis & fucking machines

UPDATE: Deej wrote about broken penis/fucking machine here.

UPDATE 2: Remember this photo of Allena and I in New York at The Museum of Sex, with me doing her, with a fucking machine. FM and I get along great.

Sadly I must inform you that last night at a dungeon party I broke a penis. *again*

My long time pal M makes fucking machines and he's just designed a new one. It's rather cool looking inside it's long wooden case, you'd never guess what devious pleasures were contained within it should you see him carrying it down the street.

Anyways, so M plugs the fucking machine in and it's starts gliding back and forth on it's track making a nice sweet sound that resembles the words "touch me Jennifer". I ask M, "can I touch it?" and upon him saying yes, I extend my hand towards the head of the cock and I broke it. Right there in front of everyone.

Of all the people to break a penis at a party, it would have to be me. I couldn't believe it. Then some one came along with a camera and took a photo of me shamefully standing there in front of the broken fucking machine. I derailed it from it's track and it needed about 40 minutes worth of surgery from M.

I would like to point out that M did not hold it against me and he was able to fix everything, then even sought me out to offer me a hug. I really was kinda sad that I broke the penis in a large room full of people.

Some girls have all the luck.

It was a great party and before I left they asked me to draw for the door prize I had brought.

Highlight of my night was when I arrived to the party, within 10 minutes of being there Deej had graciously volunteered again for some upcoming classes that I hadn't even put out a call for help yet for. I love having friends looking out for me. Thanks Deej.

It should be said that I only planned on stopping by to say hello to everyone and I ended up breaking a penis, doing some fun electrical play, a single tail lesson, gaining a volunteer for 2 upcoming classes and still managed to practice some of my class segments & new devices for the upcoming Taboo show on friends at the party.

Who knew my couple of hours out of the house would end up being so productive.

Here are another couple of photos from my shoot the other day...