amazing hand held bug zapper

It's yellow and it's shiny and there are 10 of them. 10. Ten. I really said 10 of them.

Falling, upside down, is an 8 legged spider landing on it's head on the side on the package, and in a cartoon bubble above the dead insect it reads YIKES!

Verbatim from the front of the bug zapper package:

The Amazing Handheld Bug Zapper
runs on 2 AA batteries...included

2 button safety switch
Environmentally safe unless... you're a bug!!!

Kills Mosquitoes, Flies, Gnats and other flying insects on contact.

Verbatim from the back of the package:

The Amazing Handheld Bug Zapper uses 2 AA batteries (1.5 volts each) to send a current to the net of the zapper...to kill the insect on contact!

1. Install the batteries as indicated on the battery case (having problems, the
package has diagrams)

2. To kill the insect, hold the zapper by the black handle, and hold down BOTH
buttons. Move the zapper towards the insect to make contact with the net surface

3. The red light indicates that the net is activated. Be careful not to touch the
net surface (to yourself) while the switches are on. (only touch bugs & willing
play partners) Touching the net with the switches on will cause a shock.

4. Do not use water to clean!

Safe For Indoor Or Outdoor Use

ZZzzap

Made in China

and are you ready, the teeny tiny grocery sticker on the very bottom says that the cost on this weapon/sex toy is $1.99

Now would you beleive that I came home from work the other day and found ten of these bug zappers on my bed in my room. Allena had bought them all for me as they were a steal of a buy and she knew that I'd put them to use. You can imagine my surprise though to arriving home to 10 of them.

Allena's not fond of my using electricity on her. When she, Daddy and I went to Phoenix Arizona a few months ago we played at APEX. In the dungeon there I had pulled the caddle prod from my purse and used it on her a number of times...I'm thinking this is why she has given me an abundance of electric fly swatters. Bella likely wants me to never use a caddle prod on her again and only use the fly swatters, hence the bulk order. Truth be told, I know Allena would let me use just about anything on her if I asked her in just the right tone and offered up a good enough reward.

Kara has exercised her right to say no to certain types of play and electricity is one of them. Doug on the other hand, had a little current running up his sensitive inner thigh area the other morning - and with a hood on his head, let me tell you his voice was quivering when I asked how we was doing after the first few shocks rocked him.

Doesn't take much to make someone jump, or even break a sweat.

I realize that on the official website listed on my bug zapper package it says $14.99 but the actual sticker price really was $1.99 (ok, this is in American dollars)

Have a peek for yourself at the Bug Zapper.

While I've got your attention, I've been doing a major face lift over on the Libido Events site. Have a look around and let me know how I'm doing. thanks for the input

Jennifer